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4 months ago

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@jax i hate the feeling of going from the development build back to the public site and having to click the friccking next page button and wait for the unoptimizsed frickign pages ot frickign load i hate my fchud life anywhasys my head hruts

2 hours ago

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@jax anyways betaban3 is around 70% done most of the stuff left is extra polish and some bells and whistles. biggest thing left to implement is the welcome tour that i havent worked on at all

2 hours ago

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pikidiary will be renamed to dynamicdiary when betaban3 releases because it is dynamic as frick and le javascript puts so many fricking modern loading symbols everywhere bro this is so silicawn valley.

2 hours ago

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switching from the ancient cookie architecture to passport.js. it isnt 2005 anymore why are bitches still using stateful sessions for auth lmao

3 hours ago

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gonna add automatic minification and gzipping for speed yo....

5 hours ago

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@jax by far the most annoying thing ive added buts its kinda funyn so ill keep it lo;l

5 hours ago

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ancient monian YOMINIGE technology taken from the depths of the obsidian caves in agartha

6 hours ago

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HUGE update to pikidiary.

before:

UPDATE users
SET streak = 0
WHERE DATE(login_at) < DATE(DATE_SUB(CURRENT_TIMESTAMP, INTERVAL 1 DAY));

after:

UPDATE users
SET streak = 0
WHERE login_at < UTC_TIMESTAMP() - INTERVAL 28 HOUR --be nicer to to the hoes with weird time zone rofl
　AND users.id <> 1
　AND streak > 0;

7 hours ago

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@jax this is whats done on sites like twitter and pinterest (which is why when you scroll back up on those sites the page seems to go blank for a couple seconds, and also why the page gets shorter when you scroll up) but its really annoying to implement correctly and smoothly which is why youll often see sites that get really laggy after you load the first few pages (they didnt even bother with optimization) or sites that have a completely unsuable scrollbar and a viewport that jumps around everywhere (they hired a guy off fiver who said he could do it for 4 kazakhstani tenge)

7 hours ago

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