gaston

Hello, I am the hottest most fit and strong and you are not.

1 year ago

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gaston

@hoodtrap Ha! As if anyone would ever doubt that I am the true, one and only Gaston!

10 months ago

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gaston

A guard accosted me today and demanded I stop punching people into orbit. Now he's over the moon!

10 months ago

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gaston

@xxashtonxx How much is it? Have you managed to kill someone with a single punch since then?

11 months ago

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gaston

@g4rf13ld The grind is long and hard but by the end of the year I'm confident my intake will have doubled!

11 months ago

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gaston

I'm heading to the market today! What do you think of my shopping list?
1 Red Tunic
30 Arrows
7560 Eggs
20 Silver Bullets

11 months ago

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gaston

@g4rf13ld A place where I can punch people repeatedly!

11 months ago

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gaston

@bangus Using my supreme skills of deduction and analysis my guess would be: a lot!

11 months ago

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gaston

I'm thinking of starting a dojo, but my lawyer is worried I'll kill my students! How much estrogen do you lot usually take?

11 months ago

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gaston

I've managed to sneak into the lair of the werewolf. Did that candle just wink at me?

12 months ago

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