if i like you in any way and you try telling me you are straight; no you are not. i only like people who are fucked in the head and my compass has never been wrong. come talk to me when you've looked yourself in the mirror long enough for the perversions to ooze out smh
its a natural part of survival to get real drunk, throw out all rules of social interaction and tell all your friends how much you actually love them and how cool you think they are. and kiss them a little.
i refused to wear braces all my life because i like my fucked up teeth, but I keep accidentally biting the shit out of the inside of my cheeks, to the point of theme being a permanent ridge of scar tissue along the inside of my cheek, because they stick out like grindstones. But I'd rather deal with that then have perfect teeth, because with perfect teeth you look untrustworthy I think.
what will you do when I pull up to the obscure music taste competition with psychedelic cambodian rock, Xarakter and Wiktor Stribog HUH?? (Give me hell I want some new fun tunes recommended!)