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Me and Jax are actually like really close man like my dad owns pikidiaries level close
3 months ago Comment 0
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Anyway time to play balatro and fantasize about dying when I inevitably get my ass beat on Ante 6
3 days ago Comment 0
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Well that was a banger for y’all and you proved me wrong. Gaddamn
3 days ago Comment 0
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truly the way to treat pikidiary posts is to not give a single, solitary, lone, flying, jumping, dancing fuck. Let that shit fly from your fingertips, friends. No one cares. Your shit will still get 6 likes max.
6 days ago Comment 6
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You will contort on it.
6 days ago Comment 0
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@novek Trying to teach my grandparents how to use this shit was horrible. I felt like I was explaining nordic runes to a starving child. I don't know why Microsoft ever alienated their older folk as they were getting used to the UI, lmfao
6 days ago Parent
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@jax can pee pee diary shop have wii shop menu-esque music?
6 days ago Parent
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@worsethansoap me when no theamazingatheist with my tendies and mac
6 days ago Parent
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@runningman this that shi mr. krabs was talkin about
6 days ago Parent
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Taking DMT and watching Season 6 of South Park, but the episodes are in reverse as the astral Jester explains that within me there's a Cartman (Id) balanced out by a Butters (The Superego) because it's the only way I can approach understanding cosmic consciousness and then he hands me a zero sugar monster and shows me a cube that makes the Gamecube logo in the sand of a desert time forgot for thousands of years and then five minutes later the trip ends and I feel like I had a wet dream as a possum.
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UID: 2007. Same year as Mass Effect came out, so that makes me automatically better than you.
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