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calzonie
one time in therapy i said my room had bottles everywhere (like water bottles) and my therapist shot up like a dog when you accidentally say walk
4 hours ago Comment 1
calzonie
my neighbor was blasting his bass boosted shit from his car & it started shaking my walls so i started tuning my guitar at full vol windows open and he drove off😭😭 like stfu and get some headphones🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
7 hours ago Comment 0
calzonie
getting skateboard tomorrow very excited. my town tore down the skatepark and i'll have to piss people off by skating in their parking lots, but if they didn't want people skating there they wouldn't have such nice parking lots sooo...
3 weeks ago Comment 0
calzonie
house is so dumb why did I just watch a grown man put a catheter in and piss the bed
3 weeks ago Comment 0
calzonie
making new ocs and I was faced with the difficult decision of which one to make autistic and which one to make transgender.................
4 weeks ago Comment 0
calzonie
gonna start unironically wearing my old lps rings
4 weeks ago Comment 0
calzonie
toddlers are not real this kid won’t stop throwing his trucks and starts sobbing when i put them up. whag
4 weeks ago Comment 0
calzonie
found someone on pinterest who has like 12 separate aesthetic boards for 2 and a half men
1 month ago Comment 0
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road trip with 3 dogs who hate each other what could go wrong
1 month ago Comment 0
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@squidnoir HAPPY BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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